Another Year Older….

Another Year Older….

Yes it my Birthday!!! Today 25th January 2021 is my Birthday. I am a year older and in desperate need of some Botox jabs (my resting bitch face is now literally a resting bitch face- not results from injectables). So I thought in celebration of the day of my birth I would share a small [...]

Post Pregnancy Body

Post Pregnancy Body

So spawn number 2 is well and truely out of me (thank fuck!!!). I would like to say I loved being pregnant and it was a pleasant experience and all. But it wasn't I didn't enjoy it AT ALL!! Now before people come at me for admitting that I want to state that I love [...]

The Holy Yellow Tube???

The Holy Yellow Tube???

I came across BANGN BODY all over social media while knocked up. I wasn’t 100% sold on the item because of all of the hype it was getting from all of the advertisements and I’ve been fooled before. But it didn’t completely keep me turned off of them because the Social media advertisers must have [...]

Guess What I did……

Guess What I did……

Oh hey! Sorry for the lack of posts I have had a prior engagement.......evicting a person from my body!! After 41 weeks and 4 days Spawn Number 2 arrived! Also known as Willow. Born on June 19th 2020. Looks like she’s trying to enrol in Hogwarts in the photo obviously posts will be delayed but [...]

One Cranky Potato

One Cranky Potato

Yes Potato! That’s the only way I can describe my current state right now. 40 weeks and 5 days pregnant with no sign of this crap ending anytime soon. I am a hot ass mess and moving around is becoming a royal pain and I’m grunting with every move. Now I naively went into this [...]