So the second spawn turned 2 this weekend (send help I have a toddler) and for her Birthday I wanted to do the nice mum thing and make her a birthday cake. I wanted to Betty Crocker that shit!!! I planned to make her a BLUEY Swimming Pool cake- so its basically a cake with … More The Cake Catastrophe
Yes it my Birthday!!! Today 25th January 2021 is my Birthday. I am a year older and in desperate need of some Botox jabs (my resting bitch face is now literally a resting bitch face- not results from injectables). So I thought in celebration of the day of my birth I would share a small … More Another Year Older….
Ok so I am well aware that Kombucha has been around for a long time now but I’ve never really had much interest in this popular drink. I’m not sure why I just see it as a gimmick, one of those drinks people say are “Healthy” but aren’t. Also I don’t know what the fuck … More Kombucha We Finally Meet
Continuing on with some decorations for Halloween and starting off the week with a post (whaaaaaaaat). So I went to the supermarket for the first time in months, yep you read right MONTHS! We get our groceries delivered (we had planned to get groceries delivered long before this corona shit) and when the deliveries were … More A little goes a long way…..
Although I don’t have Tik Tok I seem to be watching numerous videos daily, no thanks to friends and family sending them. One that caught my eye was this creation called cloud bread. It was basically looked like coloured meringue relabelled as bread. It looked super easy to make and the fact it only had … More Attempting another Tik Tok craze
So spawn number 2 is well and truely out of me (thank fuck!!!). I would like to say I loved being pregnant and it was a pleasant experience and all. But it wasn’t I didn’t enjoy it AT ALL!! Now before people come at me for admitting that I want to state that I love … More Post Pregnancy Body
I came across BANGN BODY all over social media while knocked up. I wasn’t 100% sold on the item because of all of the hype it was getting from all of the advertisements and I’ve been fooled before. But it didn’t completely keep me turned off of them because the Social media advertisers must have … More The Holy Yellow Tube???
For finally paying off a massive loan from a holiday years ago, I decided to reward myself with a GHD Glide Professional Hot Brush. This hot brush I have wanted for a while now, I wanted to buy it when it first came out a while ago but it sold out really quickly so I … More Now that brush is HOT!
Since I tend to post usually what I’m packing for trips I thought why the hell not post about what I packed in my Hospital Bag. First I’ll mention that number two was born in winter here so if your trying to get ideas what to pack keep that in mind. sorry this has been … More Packing for Evicting my Spawn
Oh hey! Sorry for the lack of posts I have had a prior engagement…….evicting a person from my body!! After 41 weeks and 4 days Spawn Number 2 arrived! Also known as Willow. Born on June 19th 2020. Looks like she’s trying to enrol in Hogwarts in the photo obviously posts will be delayed but … More Guess What I did……